(This blog post assumes you’ve seen the film Star Wars: The Force Awakens. As such, this will contain some spoilers.)
HAH! YOU FELL FOR MY CLICKBAIT! WATCH AS I BASK IN THE AD REVENUE!
….kidding, of course. I don’t make money off of this thing, and the amount of followers I have would barely tickle WordPress’ pockets. But the point stands that I genuinely feel this way–I feel like Kylo Ren is a better Star Wars villain than Darth Vader. And a damn sight better than Palpatine.

Machinations so contrived, even The Dark Knight’s Joker furrowed his brow.